Trump Switching to Off-Brand Horse Amphetamines Amid Dwindling Finances
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Facing a mountain of legal fees, campaign expenses, and nearly $600 million in civil penalties levied against him by multiple courts of law, golf course manager Donald Trump has recently switched from his usual brand of horse amphetamines to a generic version in order to save nearly one-thousand dollars a week.
Trump Switching to Off-Brand Horse Amphetamines Amid Dwindling Finances
Trump Switching to Off-Brand Horse…
Trump Switching to Off-Brand Horse Amphetamines Amid Dwindling Finances
Facing a mountain of legal fees, campaign expenses, and nearly $600 million in civil penalties levied against him by multiple courts of law, golf course manager Donald Trump has recently switched from his usual brand of horse amphetamines to a generic version in order to save nearly one-thousand dollars a week.