Tesla Releases Nude-Driving Technology AUSTIN, TX — Perhaps in an effort to juice the flagging stock price of the electric carmaker, Tesla announced on Thursday that a software update arriving to all of its models by the end of the year includes “unlimited nude-driving technology.” “Tesla drivers will no longer have…
World Eager To Completely Forget 'Avatar' Sequel By End Of February James Cameron’s Avatar: The Way of Water, a sequel to 2009’s Avatar, arrives in theaters on Friday, and movie fans around the world are eagerly looking forward to completely forgetting about it by the end of February, at the latest. The first film pulled in nearly $3 billion in…
Kamala Harris Puts Finishing Touches On 'Battlestar Galactica' Fan Fiction Washington, DC — Balancing work and life is a challenge faced by many, but politician Kamala Harris seems to have found the perfect equilibrium. Growing up as a devoted fan of the original 'Battlestar Galactica' TV series, which ran from 1978-1979, Harris would spend hours…
Scientists On Verge Of Making 'Fetch' HappenOn Tuesday morning, the nation’s scientists announced that they had achieved a monumental breakthrough in their nearly two decades-long attempt to make “fetch” happen. “We’re closer now than ever before,” said lead researcher on the project, Randie Knucklebaum. “After years of…
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