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Biden Announces Funeral
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden announced his own funeral in a solemn Oval Office address Wednesday evening, thanking the nation for its support during…
Jul 25
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J.D. Vance Googles ‘Donald Trump Net Worth’ Again
ALEXANDRIA, VA — In an attempt to bolster his spirits after a week in which he struggled to connect with the American public, Republican Vice…
Jul 24
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J.D. Vance Closes Out RNC With 15-Minute Banjo Solo
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Jul 19
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Florida RNC Delegation Made Up Entirely Of Gremlins From ‘Gremlins 2’
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Jul 18
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Reflective Trump: Country Must Unite Around Idea That My First Term Never Happened
MILWAUKEE — In a statement released Wednesday on Truth Social, his personal blog, golf course manager Donald Trump urged a reeling nation to finally…
Jul 17
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Trump: ‘I Definitely Prefer Sowing To Reaping’
MILWAUKEE — In remarks given ahead of Wednesday’s festivities at the Republican National Convention, golf course manager Donald Trump announced that…
Jul 17
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Nation Just Going To Go With ‘This Shouldn’t Have Happened’
BUTLER, PA — Following the attempted assassination of golf course manager Donald Trump that caps nearly a decade of constant political violence and…
Jul 15
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Fox News Producer Really Liking This Election Season’s Crop Of Migrant Caravans
NEW YORK — In a meeting with senior executives of Fox News, Samantha Hawkins, a segment producer for Fox & Friends, expressed her enthusiasm for this…
Jul 12
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Report: God Willing To Overlook ‘Popeye’ When Judging Shelley Duvall’s Soul
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Jul 12
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New App Requires Two-Factor Authentication Like Your Account The Federal Fucking Reserve Or Something
KinPix, a recently-downloaded photo-sharing app geared toward families to share pictures privately amongst themselves, requires you to use two-factor…
Jul 12
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Cold, Lonely Despair Takes Lead In Presidential Race
A new A3G/Ipsos poll released on Friday shows Cold, Lonely Despair now enjoys a commanding lead over President Joe Biden and golf course manager Donald…
Jul 5
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Trump: No Intention Of Serving As President Beyond This Lifetime
PALM BEACH, FL — As recent Supreme Court rulings bolster executive power and Joe Biden's re-election bid struggles, golf course manager Donald Trump…
Jul 3
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